g0ne-blotto:

since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words

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earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

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smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

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syntheticpubes:

by Mandy-Lyn Antoniou

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freckily:

YES I LOVE PETER PAN FTYSUEYGDKUH

clavid:

tunawrap:

clavid:

never lose your heritage!

my dad’s family is from germany. they were nazis

lose your heritage!

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militantbyexistence:

vishual:

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

jesus christ this is so much better than all of the “you don’t have to be size zero!!!!!” and “i don’t mind living in a man’s world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!” bullshit related to marilyn monroe i see.

sisterhood yo….
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bryarly:

imbitingmytongue:

adriofthedead:

purplsosa:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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kinda fuckshit is this?

if I were getting paid a below average salary to deal with your shitty asses nine months out of the year I’d fucking complain too

Especially teenagers. Teenagers suck ass

My mom’s a teacher and you can fuck right off. Try teaching 120+ disrespectful, entitled children while your funding’s being cut and coaches are kept while teachers are let go indiscriminately of experience or qualifications. Oh, and by the way, if you live in South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Texas, or Virginia, it’s illegal for you to unionize - so good luck changing the system!

Your teachers give you assignments and grade them so you can see where you went wrong and learn from it. It’s school, dude. That’s the point. Standardized tests are not your teachers’ fault; they’re government-mandated, and some schools’ funding is based on them. If you gave up your days, evenings, and weekends 9 months of the year while earning less than $50,000 annually to grade papers so that students could improve themselves, their lives, and their job prospects - not to mention making lesson plans during the summer and every other holiday - and then said students were ungrateful asshats you’d complain, too. 

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